Tuesday, September 17, 2013

HOW CAN NBA STARS EVEN HOOP IF THEY CANT DRESSED






Getting dressed is not a hard thing, but it is the simplest things that leave themselves vulnerable to over-thinking. As a result, we have the world of fashion.
Some NBA players are not content with simple and mundane fashion and the results, for better or worse, are usually worth noticing. 
Fashion is in the eye of the beholder and for those that try to be unique, it is full of successes and failures. I certainly do not claim to be an expert, but these next 25 NBA players have at least occasionally donned head scratching and laugh inducing outfits. 

Arenas just wanted a leather lapel, and not a whole jacket. His leather scarf would have looked silly on a leather jacket.
Just because Arenas took the color out of it, doesn't mean this pimp outfit is a style pleaser. 
Let's see: It was cold enough to wear a sweat jacket under a super heavy and ultra long overcoat, but he is still going shirtless.
Wade is often impeccably dressed, but his effort can lead to swings and misses. See All-Star professor look—does Wade even need glasses?
Tim Duncan of the Spurs is stuck in the '90s, or something
Joakim Noah of the Bulls always looks like a mess
LeBron James of the Heat used to have his style act together but now, he's gone too far
Presenting Nick Young of the 76ers without comment

T: Tyson Chandler of the Knicks is just all over the place with his style
Brandon Jennings of the Bucks hasn't quite got the hipster look down
THE KING OF THEM ALLL THIS GUY CANT DRESSED IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT 
Amar’e Stoudemire
The fragile forward’s fashions are a misguided combination of Willow Smith, “Bebop” from “Ninja Turtles” and Aaron Neville fabulous. At 6’11” 245-pounds, it just doesn’t work, on any level, and probably never will.
James Harden
The versatile guard seems more concerned with dressing like a complete nincompoop than fixing his stressful dental situation. It’s like he’s competing with former teammate Russell Westbrook for the most “WTFs” on Instagram.blue on blue looking like an ocean 


Dwight Howard
He wants everyone to love him like we love Shaq, but we never will, because Shaq never dressed like a Christian Dating website model.
Baron Davis
brain davis Before Russell Westbrook, there was former All-Star guard B. Diddy who dressed like Punky Brewster with a splash of 3 Stacks. If anything, we should all blame HIM for 80% of this list.

Rajon Rondo
No. Nah. Nope. Never. In that order.

Lamar Odom-Kardashian
Khloe Kardashian’s newly-husky husband hasn’t cared about basketball conditioning or fashion since he married into reality royalty. Why would he?

Paul Pierce's horse just came across the wire in a photo finish. In the excitement he dropped his cigar and prune juice.

Thankfully, when Pierce raised his arms, it untucked his shirt and hid the fact the his pants are resting comfortably under his nipples.
McGrady didn't want his impressively ugly fur coat covering his hubcap sized watch. So he just attached parts of it on the front of his black jacket.
 remember that jacket. I gave it to the Goodwill in 1989. I loved its '80s style parachute material, but it was too small for me, and I am only 6' tall.
Rose manages to pull it off by adding his queen-of-the-inmates, wardrobe-malfunction-in-waiting tank top underneath.
Drew Gooden was the first overall selection in the annual pallbearer's draft. Does that suit jacket have a zipper?
dashawn stevenson Now this is a story, all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right here
And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Ai

Ron Artest finally found the pants that go with all those ultra-tacky Hawaiian shirts. At least he waswearing clothes for this talk show appearance. 
You think it would be hard for Ron Artest to express the many sides of his personalities through his clothing, but he makes it look so easy.
kevin durant think my mom got that same shirt 
Paul George 
Green on green fail

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